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I enjoy making "your mom" jokes, knitting, riding the bus, listening to Savage Love podcasts (while knitting and riding the bus), picking up my dog's shit with little biodegradable plastic bags, bursting into dramatic contemporary dance solos to Elton John in grocery store aisles, making tofu jerky, and shopping at the G-dub (that's Goodwill -!). I also like drinking chocolate martinis, Photoshopping shit, doing the yoga, eating refried beans, cuddling with Ralgh, wearing fancy underwear, riding my bike down that big long hill on Ankeny, twitter.com, faux leopard fur, ikea, hip hop dance class, karaoke, legwarmers, bunny suits, brunch with Spanish Coffees, and talking to strangers on the street.